‘Cause scientists sure haven’t. And they really, really want to. The creature in question is Paleodictyon nodosum. And before you do anything else, go check out this article in the New York Times by William J. Broad and take a gander at it. If this is a blog about the weird wonderfulness of life on Earth, I don’t know how something could qualify more. Whatever this is, it is very weird, and it is very wonderful.
There are a few creatures on Earth we knew as fossils before we met face to face. Take the coelacanth. Scientists were shocked to discover a very much alive specimen of this be-lobe-finned fish hauled from the depths off South Africa in 1938. Prior to the discovery of this bit of rather irrefutable evidence, scientists believed the fish went the way of the dinosaurs (literally) at the end of the Cretaceous, 65 million years prior. Although not the first, Paleodictyon is probably the only member of this fossils-first group that was briefly considered to be evidence of some sort of alien deep sea race (hellooooo, Abyss) before it was connected to its fossil ancestors, essentially unchanged after 500 million years.
According to the article, scientists have suggested the hexagonal tubes they have found may be bacteria farms, worm burrows (or both), or the trace fossils of decayed compressed sponges that have long ago been scavanged. The paper even suggests such a sponge may have ties to the Ediacaran fauna, a class of bizarre creatures that preceeded the Cambrian Explosion. There’s one other candidate for Paleodictyon‘s identiy: a xenophyophore. They are the subject for another blog post, but the short, short version is that they’re gigantic single-celled organisms big enough to fit in the palm of your hand, which (like slime molds!) are multinucleate and feed by engulfment using pseudopodia, and (unlike slime molds) inhabit casings they put together with odd things lying around, including (sometimes) their own feces. In spite of being startlingly obscure, these things are apparently quite abundant on certain parts of the ocean floor. Still, this possibility doesn’t quite seem to fit the bill as no xenophyophore crunchy bits have ever been found in the hexagonal holes.
What about you, readers? What do you think Paleodictyon nodosum is? If you think you know the answer, write it on the side of a Deep Flight Super Falcon High Performance Winged Submersible with carbon fiber pressure hull, dual cockpit flight controls, heads-up instrumentation, and laser “collision avoidance feeler beams”, and mail it to Jennifer Frazer, General Delivery, Boulder, CO 80301. Or put it in the comments below (boooo-ring!). Creative answers encouraged!
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A friend pointed me to this interesting story yesterday at New Scientist (Was our oldest ancestor a proton-powered rock?):
http://www.newscientist.com/article/mg20427306.200-was-our-oldest-ancestor-a-protonpowered-rock.html?full=true
I don’t think I can link it properly here, as my last comment had the HTML stripped out.
Obviously the time frames are vastly different and there is not likely a connection, but I think it would me amazingly cool if Paleodictyon turned out to be a third cousin twice removed to us that was more closely related to a proton powered rock than anything else alive today.
The IMAX movie Volcanoes of the Deep Sea has been on NatGeo twice recently and is worth mentioning because it is ostensibly about the hunt for Paleodictyon even if they do seem to get fairly distracted by the chimneys and other life around them at times. I guess you can’t really justify making a hole IMAX about a few holes in the sea floor.
Make that “whole” IMAX movie. Wish I could edit comments. Apparently links do work. Oh well. I also wish WordPress would always display which tags are allowed by the post box. I tried to underline all the titles and that one does get stripped for certain.