But before we take a closer look, let’s take a step back . . .

Hallucigenia at the Smithsonian, Washington, DC. Creative Commons jylcat.

This is Hallucigenia. It is an odd creature, one who has been reconstructed both right side up and upside down (presuming only one of the directions was correct in real life, which given the general weirdness of early life, may not be a safe assumption), and which of the two the current reconstructions is correct may still be anyone’s guess. It has been interpreted variously as walking on pointy tentacles with flexible feeding arms on its back, or walking on flexible feet with pointy spines on its back (the currently favored interpretation, pictured above).

It was such an odd duck that the famous paleontologist Simon Conway Morris, whose study of bizarre Cambrian animals in the Burgess Shale Stephen Jay Gould wrote about in the book Wonderful Life,  named it after a hallucination. Morris also happened to originally reconstruct the animal in the currently non-accepted fashion, meaning perhaps that with creatures so strange, even great paleontologists can be fooled (we saw that that was the case for Anomalocaris too).

Hallucigenia was probably a lobopod, a type of creature with hollow, lobe-like legs that are extensions of the body wall. The fossil beds are full of strange incarnations of lobopods, some of which you should see here, here, and here to get a sense of the variation and general weirdness in the group.

But the creature debuted this week in nature may take the cake. (Alas — I lack copyright permission to use the images, so check out Ed Yong’s photos of the fossils here.) One cannot help but compare Diania to a first-grader’s pipe-cleaner art project. It is shockingly, wonderfully, delightfully weird. Can you imagine this thing shambling along the bottom of the Cambrian* oceans? What was it eating? How did it . . . er. . . make little walking cacti?

Aside from the delight that their sheer beauty and knowledge of their existence inspires, these organisms are important for another reason. They may have been among the ancestors of the arthropods, the tremendously successful joint-legged creatures that include insects, millipeds, and crustaceans.For, true to name, they appear to have hardened, jointed legs. But unlike arthropods, their bodies are not. The authors of the paper in Nature that revealed this creature to the world suggest that that may mean jointed legs came before jointed bodies, meaning the name “arthropod” (jointed foot) for the group was well chosen indeed.

Scientists were especially excited by the find because they had lacked any intermediate forms between the apparently soft-bodied lobopod fossils and the stiff and jointy arthropods. This looks like evidence of life in that transition.

What would Diania have looked like in real life, and how would those spindly legs have moved? Living lobopods — the modern day relatives of Diania — might give us a clue. Today, there are probably only two surviving members of the lobopod group — the velvet worms,

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and the water bears, or tardigrades (remember?). Tardigrades are the foil-hatted survivalists of the animal world, withstanding pure alcohol, the vacuum of space, temperatures from -272 to 149 degrees C and ionizing radiation with remarkable aplomb. It’ll be them, cockroaches, and twinkies in the fallout of the apocalypse. Yet belying that ability is their adorable plush appearance, as they trundle along on their cute little claw-footed stumpy legs, as you can see in this video.

They can live practically anywhere — from moss to the deep sea to hot springs.

Velvet worms, on the other hand, are skilled predators with an incredible way to snare their prey. As usual, David Attenborough puts it best in this video: